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How I Met Your Mother (2005)

2005 · CBS · Drama, Comedy, Romance

How I Met Your Mother is a comedy about Ted and how he fell in love. It all starts when Ted's best friend, Marshall drops the bombshell that he's going to propose to his long-time girlfriend, Lilya kindergarten teacher. At that moment, Ted realizes that he had better get a move on if he too hopes to find true love. Helping him in his quest is Barney a friend with endless, sometimes outrageous opinions, a penchant for suits and a foolproof way to meet women. When Ted meets Robin he's sure it's love at first sight, but destiny may have something else in store.

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Episodes

Season 1

1. S1 E1: Pilot 2005-09-19
2. S1 E2: Purple Giraffe 2005-09-26
3. S1 E3: Sweet Taste of Liberty 2005-10-03
4. S1 E4: Return of the Shirt 2005-10-10
5. S1 E5: Okay Awesome 2005-10-17
6. S1 E6: Slutty Pumpkin 2005-10-24
7. S1 E7: Matchmaker 2005-11-07
8. S1 E8: The Duel 2005-11-14
9. S1 E9: Belly Full of Turkey 2005-11-21
10. S1 E10: The Pineapple Incident 2005-11-28
11. S1 E11: The Limo 2005-12-19
12. S1 E12: The Wedding 2006-01-09
13. S1 E13: Drumroll, Please 2006-01-23
14. S1 E14: Zip, Zip, Zip 2006-02-06
15. S1 E15: Game Night 2006-02-27
16. S1 E16: Cupcake 2006-03-06
17. S1 E17: Life Among the Gorillas 2006-03-20
18. S1 E18: Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M. 2006-04-10
19. S1 E19: Mary the Paralegal 2006-04-24
20. S1 E20: Best Prom Ever 2006-05-01
21. S1 E21: Milk 2006-05-08
22. S1 E22: Come On 2006-05-15

Season 2

1. S2 E1: Where Were We? 2006-09-18
2. S2 E2: The Scorpion and the Toad 2006-09-25
3. S2 E3: Brunch 2006-10-02
4. S2 E4: Ted Mosby: Architect 2006-10-09
5. S2 E5: World's Greatest Couple 2006-10-16
6. S2 E6: Aldrin Justice 2006-10-23
7. S2 E7: Swarley 2006-11-06
8. S2 E8: Atlantic City 2006-11-13
9. S2 E9: Slap Bet 2006-11-20
10. S2 E10: Single Stamina 2006-11-27
11. S2 E11: How Lily Stole Christmas 2006-12-11
12. S2 E12: First Time in New York 2007-01-08
13. S2 E13: Columns 2007-01-22
14. S2 E14: Monday Night Football 2007-02-05
15. S2 E15: Lucky Penny 2007-02-12
16. S2 E16: Stuff 2007-02-19
17. S2 E17: Arrivederci, Fiero 2007-02-26
18. S2 E18: Moving Day 2007-03-19
19. S2 E19: Bachelor Party 2007-04-09
20. S2 E20: Showdown 2007-04-30
21. S2 E21: Something Borrowed 2007-05-07
22. S2 E22: Something Blue 2007-05-14

Season 3

1. S3 E1: Wait for It 2007-09-24
2. S3 E2: We're Not from Here 2007-10-01
3. S3 E3: Third Wheel 2007-10-08
4. S3 E4: Little Boys 2007-10-15
5. S3 E5: How I Met Everyone Else 2007-10-22
6. S3 E6: I'm Not That Guy 2007-10-29
7. S3 E7: Dowisetrepla 2007-11-05
8. S3 E8: Spoiler Alert 2007-11-12
9. S3 E9: Slapsgiving 2007-11-19
10. S3 E10: The Yips 2007-11-26
11. S3 E11: The Platinum Rule 2007-12-10
12. S3 E12: No Tomorrow 2008-03-17
13. S3 E13: Ten Sessions 2008-03-24
14. S3 E14: The Bracket 2008-03-31
15. S3 E15: The Chain of Screaming 2008-04-14
16. S3 E16: Sandcastles in the Sand 2008-04-21
17. S3 E17: The Goat 2008-04-28
18. S3 E18: Rebound Bro 2008-05-05
19. S3 E19: Everything Must Go 2008-05-12
20. S3 E20: Miracles 2008-05-19

Season 4

1. S4 E1: Do I Know You? 2008-09-22
2. S4 E2: The Best Burger in New York 2008-09-29
3. S4 E3: I Heart NJ 2008-10-06
4. S4 E4: Intervention 2008-10-13
5. S4 E5: Shelter Island 2008-10-20
6. S4 E6: Happily Ever After 2008-11-03
7. S4 E7: Not a Father's Day 2008-11-10
8. S4 E8: Woooo! 2008-11-17
9. S4 E9: The Naked Man 2008-11-24
10. S4 E10: The Fight 2008-12-08
11. S4 E11: Little Minnesota 2008-12-15
12. S4 E12: Benefits 2009-01-12
13. S4 E13: Three Days of Snow 2009-01-19
14. S4 E14: The Possimpible 2009-02-02
15. S4 E15: The Stinsons 2009-03-02
16. S4 E16: Sorry, Bro 2009-03-09
17. S4 E17: The Front Porch 2009-03-16
18. S4 E18: Old King Clancy 2009-03-23
19. S4 E19: Murtaugh 2009-03-30
20. S4 E20: Mosbius Designs 2009-04-13
21. S4 E21: The Three Days Rule 2009-04-27
22. S4 E22: Right Place, Right Time 2009-05-04
23. S4 E23: As Fast as She Can 2009-05-11
24. S4 E24: The Leap 2009-05-18

Season 5

1. S5 E1: Definitions 2009-09-21
2. S5 E2: Double Date 2009-09-28
3. S5 E3: Robin 101 2009-10-05
4. S5 E4: The Sexless Innkeeper 2009-10-12
5. S5 E5: Duel Citizenship 2009-10-19
6. S5 E6: Bagpipes 2009-11-02
7. S5 E7: The Rough Patch 2009-11-09
8. S5 E8: The Playbook 2009-11-16
9. S5 E9: Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap 2009-11-23
10. S5 E10: The Window 2009-12-07
11. S5 E11: Last Cigarette Ever 2009-12-14
12. S5 E12: Girls vs. Suits 2010-01-11
13. S5 E13: Jenkins 2010-01-18
14. S5 E14: Perfect Week 2010-02-01
15. S5 E15: Rabbit or Duck 2010-02-08
16. S5 E16: Hooked 2010-03-01
17. S5 E17: Of Course 2010-03-08
18. S5 E18: Say Cheese 2010-03-22
19. S5 E19: Zoo or False 2010-04-12
20. S5 E20: Home Wreckers 2010-04-19
21. S5 E21: Twin Beds 2010-05-03
22. S5 E22: Robots vs. Wrestlers 2010-05-10
23. S5 E23: The Wedding Bride 2010-05-17
24. S5 E24: Doppelgangers 2010-05-24

Season 6

1. S6 E1: Big Days 2010-09-20
2. S6 E2: Cleaning House 2010-09-27
3. S6 E3: Unfinished 2010-10-04
4. S6 E4: Subway Wars 2010-10-11
5. S6 E5: Architect of Destruction 2010-10-18
6. S6 E6: Baby Talk 2010-10-25
7. S6 E7: Canning Randy 2010-11-01
8. S6 E8: Natural History 2010-11-08
9. S6 E9: Glitter 2010-11-15
10. S6 E10: Blitzgiving 2010-11-22
11. S6 E11: The Mermaid Theory 2010-12-06
12. S6 E12: False Positive 2010-12-13
13. S6 E13: Bad News 2011-01-03
14. S6 E14: Last Words 2011-01-17
15. S6 E15: Oh Honey 2011-02-07
16. S6 E16: Desperation Day 2011-02-14
17. S6 E17: Garbage Island 2011-02-21
18. S6 E18: A Change of Heart 2011-02-28
19. S6 E19: Legendaddy 2011-03-21
20. S6 E20: The Exploding Meatball Sub 2011-04-11
21. S6 E21: Hopeless 2011-04-18
22. S6 E22: The Perfect Cocktail 2011-05-02
23. S6 E23: Landmarks 2011-05-09
24. S6 E24: Challenge Accepted 2011-05-16

Season 7

1. S7 E1: The Best Man 2011-09-19
2. S7 E2: The Naked Truth 2011-09-19
3. S7 E3: Ducky Tie 2011-09-26
4. S7 E4: The Stinson Missile Crisis 2011-10-03
5. S7 E5: Field Trip 2011-10-10
6. S7 E6: Mystery vs. History 2011-10-17
7. S7 E7: Noretta 2011-10-24
8. S7 E8: The Slutty Pumpkin Returns 2011-10-31
9. S7 E9: Disaster Averted 2011-11-07
10. S7 E10: Tick Tick Tick... 2011-11-14
11. S7 E11: The Rebound Girl 2011-11-21
12. S7 E12: Symphony of Illumination 2011-12-05
13. S7 E13: Tailgate 2012-01-02
14. S7 E14: 46 Minutes 2012-01-16
15. S7 E15: The Burning Beekeeper 2012-02-06
16. S7 E16: The Drunk Train 2012-02-13
17. S7 E17: No Pressure 2012-02-20
18. S7 E18: Karma 2012-02-27
19. S7 E19: The Broath 2012-03-19
20. S7 E20: Trilogy Time 2012-04-09
21. S7 E21: Now We're Even 2012-04-16
22. S7 E22: Good Crazy 2012-04-30
23. S7 E23: The Magician's Code (1) 2012-05-14
24. S7 E24: The Magician's Code (2) 2012-05-14

Season 8

1. S8 E1: Farhampton 2012-09-24
2. S8 E2: The Pre-Nup 2012-10-01
3. S8 E3: Nannies 2012-10-08
4. S8 E4: Who Wants to Be a Godparent? 2012-10-15
5. S8 E5: The Autumn of Break-Ups 2012-11-05
6. S8 E6: Splitsville 2012-11-12
7. S8 E7: The Stamp Tramp 2012-11-19
8. S8 E8: Twelve Horny Women 2012-11-26
9. S8 E9: Lobster Crawl 2012-12-03
10. S8 E10: The Over-Correction 2012-12-10
11. S8 E11: The Final Page (1) 2012-12-17
12. S8 E12: The Final Page (2) 2012-12-17
13. S8 E13: Band or DJ? 2013-01-14
14. S8 E14: Ring Up! 2013-01-21
15. S8 E15: P.S. I Love You 2013-02-04
16. S8 E16: Bad Crazy 2013-02-11
17. S8 E17: The Ashtray 2013-02-18
18. S8 E18: Weekend at Barney's 2013-02-25
19. S8 E19: The Fortress 2013-03-18
20. S8 E20: The Time Travelers 2013-03-25
21. S8 E21: Romeward Bound 2013-04-15
22. S8 E22: The Bro Mitzvah 2013-04-29
23. S8 E23: Something Old 2013-05-06
24. S8 E24: Something New 2013-05-13

Season 9

1. S9 E1: The Locket 2013-09-23
2. S9 E2: Coming Back 2013-09-23
3. S9 E3: Last Time in New York 2013-09-30
4. S9 E4: The Broken Code 2013-10-07
5. S9 E5: The Poker Game 2013-10-14
6. S9 E6: Knight Vision 2013-10-21
7. S9 E7: No Questions Asked 2013-10-28
8. S9 E8: The Lighthouse 2013-11-04
9. S9 E9: Platonish 2013-11-11
10. S9 E10: Mom and Dad 2013-11-18
11. S9 E11: Bedtime Stories 2013-11-25
12. S9 E12: The Rehearsal Dinner 2013-12-02
13. S9 E13: Bass Player Wanted 2013-12-16
14. S9 E14: Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra 2014-01-13
15. S9 E15: Unpause 2014-01-20
16. S9 E16: How Your Mother Met Me 2014-01-27
17. S9 E17: Sunrise 2014-02-03
18. S9 E18: Rally 2014-02-24
19. S9 E19: Vesuvius 2014-03-03
20. S9 E20: Daisy 2014-03-10
21. S9 E21: Gary Blauman 2014-03-17
22. S9 E22: The End of the Aisle 2014-03-24
23. S9 E23: Last Forever (1) 2014-03-31
24. S9 E24: Last Forever (2) 2014-03-31